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🎄 YULETIDE TERROR BOX – A Christmas Crate of Carnage 🎁🔥
Step aside, Santa… this year the monsters are doing the delivering.
Unwrap the darkness with our Yuletide Terror Box, a festive fright pack stuffed with sinister seasonal flavours guaranteed to drag your taste buds screaming into the holidays. Inside this demonic little bundle, you’ll find:
💀 Blood Berry Blitzen
A wicked fusion of cranberry, port, and habanero – sweet, sharp and violently festive. A holiday classic… if your holidays involve ritual sacrifice.
🔥 Satan’s Side Piece
Blood orange meets Carolina Reaper in this unholy winter warmer. One taste and you’ll understand why this one should never meet the in-laws.
👿 Demon Dust
A ghost pepper seasoning rub forged in the fires below. Dust your roast, your veggies, or your unsuspecting guests. The spirit of Christmas? More like the spirit of vengeance.
☕ Chocolate Mint Coffee Beans
A dark, rich brew kissed with chocolate and mint – perfect for staying awake while something scratches at the chimney.
Prepare your palate for holiday havoc.
The Yuletide Terror Box: Because who said Christmas can’t be horrifying?
