TEXAS CHAINSAUCE MASSACRE

Description

The sauce which you are about to taste is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of five fearless chilli-heat hunters, in particular Dean of the Dead and his brother from another mother, Leo Playa. It is all the more tragic in that they were (cough cough) young and insanely handsome – but had they lived very, very long lives, they could not have expected, nor could they have wished to taste as much of the mad and macabre as they were to taste that day. For them an idyllic summer afternoon BBQ became a nightmare.

The events of that BBQ were to lead to the discovery of one of the most bizarre taste experiences in the annals of British history… The Texas Chainsauce Massacre…